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Cleopatra bathed in milk - as do I.

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:46:57 +1300

Ah, what luxury, what bliss, to lie back and relax in a hot bath at the end of the day ... after the baby had been shampooed and taken away, felis minor used it as a watering hole, baby brought back to "see what Mummy's up to" and splash some more, felis major come to inspect the temperature, bath toys strained out ....

As I was drying myself Twelvetrees shoved open the door again. Turns out he likes his bathwater LAST.

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Little man, you've had a destructive day

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:17:01 +1300

James thought he was on to a good thing - combining two of his passions (telephone cable and the cat), and discovering sophisticated tool use all in one go. The cat is a fickle creature, and she has lost interest in being fished for already. Time for a very disappointed infant to have a nap.

Also today, when placed standing holding onto the couch, he worked his way along crabwise to the end. I count that as 'walking'. Well done James!

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Mathematics

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:35:15 +1300

If once around the 'block' is 3 km, and that distance in this heat half-kills me, how dead will I be on February 15th?
Nine months on minus nine months off equals what level of self-loathing?

What does half an hour of James whining times four days without cigarettes equal?

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Shock Of The New

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:07:09 +1300

Kiwibank online banking has a new, compulsory security layer - you choose three personalised questions to answer.
Unfortunately, it turns out that I have a schizophrenic alter-ego who finds such opportunities for flippancy irresistable.

What drunken (presumably?) fool chose "whither Sibelius?" and what the hell is the answer?

That's going to be an embarrassing phone call.

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Superstar DJs?

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:44:08 +1300

Once upon a time there was a DJ who left the country in '97 to return for a New Year's gig in Wellington. He visited an old flatmate and rediscovered his 'Triple J Hottest 100 '97' CD that he'd left with an old flatmate and ...

Minuit were very good. I had a big smile on my face. I also had 'flipper hands' and massively dilated pupils.

Happy New Year, all.

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Blue Peter

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:10:34 +1300

All my to-dos checked off, Matthew came home to his exquisite little lamb steaks, mint sauce, apples stewed, baby fed and what have you.

Now I am dressed and ready to go out (two hours early). This is one of the nights when I wish that I had lost the weight I was already supposed to - Christmas was another. I have brutally squeezed myself into one of my pre-domesticity outfits. If you see all the bright young things running about Wellington looking like a sausage in black satin next year, I started that tonight.

It's fantastic to have this chance to go out and have a good time, never mind that I'm broke at the moment, I will invest in a bottle of water and concentrate on dancing.

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Resolutions

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:37:48 +1300

Here we go:

- I want to remember to be more grateful, and SHOW gratitude.
- I pledge to go cold turkey on the Trademe Messageboard. (Secret shame)
- Concentrate, concentrate, on weaning James. Poor rabbit!
- Sometime this year is the time to give up smoking
- Keep taking my citalopram, and at the same time, make a habit of going easy on myself - no hating!
- 65kg is my new UPPER weight limit.
- Ten dollars a week in my Christmas fund, up my housewife skills and manage the housekeeping well. Stay in budget!

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Blogging in the New Year

nobody@vox.com(Catch) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:23:10 +1300

I am amazed. Amazed at the variety of my life.

Harvested, sorted, processed and froze my celery crop today. Next time I try growing celery I will go 'old-school' and blanch it. This lot went rank and bolted, and won't be much use for anything but Irish stews. However, the important thing is that I have harvested it, and if I leave it in the freezer and throw it out in 4 months, I still have that sanctimonious glow of a job well done.

James had his first ever home-made meal in his new (my old) bunnykins plate today - potatoes, carrots, our own silverbeet and peas, and a little lamb grabbed from Matthew's dinner portion. Cooked and Mouli'd by his dutiful mother. Still to do today to earn my perfect housewife gold star - stew Matt's breakfast apples and prepare a fantastic meal with homemade and home-grown cauliflower cheese and mint sauce.

In fantastic contrast, our great neighbours have invited me to Toasted Sandwiches at shed 6 tonight and scored a comp for me. Matthew will be seeing the New Year in with Inspector Morse. I feel that I'm blowing all my brownie points in one go, but it should be worth it.

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