Shock Of The New
Kiwibank online banking has a new, compulsory security layer - you choose three personalised questions to answer.
Unfortunately, it turns out that I have a schizophrenic alter-ego who finds such opportunities for flippancy irresistable.
What drunken (presumably?) fool chose "whither Sibelius?" and what the hell is the answer?
That's going to be an embarrassing phone call.